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Monday, January 17, 2011

MARQUIS DE SAAD

was a French aristocratrevolutionary, politician and writer famous for his libertine sexuality and lifestyle. His works include novels, short stories, plays, dialogues, and political tracts; in his lifetime some were published under his own name, while others appeared anonymously and Sade denied being their author. He is best known for his erotic works, which combined philosophicaldiscourse with pornography, depicting bizarre sexual fantasies with an emphasis on violencecriminality, andblasphemy against the Catholic Church. He was a proponent of extreme freedom, unrestrained by morality,religion or law.

Sade was incarcerated in various prisons and in an insane asylum for about 32 years of his life; eleven years in Paris (10 of which were spent in the Bastille) a month in Conciergerie, two years in a fortress, a year inMadelonnettes, three years in Bicêtre, a year in Sainte-Pélagie, and 13 years in the Charenton asylum. During the French Revolution he was an elected delegate to the National Convention. Many of his works were written in prison. The term "sadism" (/ˈseɪdɪzəm/) is derived from his name.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

DEMOCRACY VS DEMOCRAZY

Izza haydeh el DIXmoucratieh, eh nehna ONZEmoucratieh!! chou aktar men min??

Toul 3omreh bikrah el tayyara w bhib el tayyar...

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

ichtady azma

ISTAKAL(AY)NA

Fikrah min TMENEH:
Heyk heyk al jaw moukahrabb, lech ma min walled mennoh ta2ah... dodd al kouwah al zalamiyyah ya beik.


Tuesday, January 11, 2011

w tobb

fi 'medecins sans frontieres' wa
fi 'medecin sans frontieres'

DAHAWA. DARIHHH.

DAD DAD I'M TRAVELIN LIKE SINBAD
DAD DAD HAVE I BEEN GOOD OR BAD?

SON SON WHERE HAVE U GONE?
SON SON DON'T DO THE THINGS I'VE DONE. 

Monday, January 10, 2011

LOL BASS MAN2OL

Ba3da najah barnamaj nekatjeh 3al mahatat talfaza ta3tamed allaymounah chi3aran laha, tammah istinsakh al barnamaj 3ala mahata thaniah...eh bass tole3 j3areh!!! wa kadd hawalat al mahatah al moustansikha zar3a arzatene fi al barnamaj...eh bass tol3et 3ellay2a

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Tabat Awkatoukom

tanafasah fari2 al champville wa fari2 al riyadi 3ala mal2ab hazah al akhir wa kad faza fariq al riyadi fil mousara3a al hourrah al jama3iyah wa fi al zajal al ibahi 3ala fariq al champville al lazi taraja3a moustawah fil mousara3a al hourra al jouma3iya. wa kan al ada2 riyadi jiddann wa 3ala moustawa minal ihtiraf.... wa soudifa woujoud tabah li kourat al sallah 3ala halbat al mousara3ah mimma idtourah al kouwah al amniah al moulajah himayat ard halbat al mousarah minal tadakhol.

wbi2ah wdi2i ya mousi2ah

Min akthar min ousbou3ayn, istadafa barnamaj siyasi mas2oulin you3nawn bi chou2oun al bi2ah.
Fa chekyoh wa wa3azo wa tabajaho.

Ousrat tahrir 'tmeneh' wa ba3da al bahess wal tahari 3alimat ana ghalibiyatt al mad3ouwin lil takaloum fil bi2ah domna haza al barnamaj ladayhim sayarat tmeneh cylinders...eh w bi2ah.
ya akhi kizabin wi mmaslin w ma bikhafo min kalem el ness...li anno by3tibro kalem el ness metel el rolex yalli 3a zendon... ma bi addem wala bi akherr.
Iza Aradna ann na3ref maza fi loubnan... Yajeb ann na3ref maza fil Soudan....
Wa fil Iraq wa fi misr....
Ya reyt 3arfak rayeh...
Ken baddeh wassik 3a gharadeyn men
New York: Ta2iyyeh w sobbat.

Yalla martel jeyeh, heyk heyk rayeh jeyeh

Saturday, January 8, 2011

MICH MARRA... MARTEYN.
NEW YORK.
NEW YORK.

W START SPREADING THE NEWS.
hamlett fill... aktar min marrah iza iktdah al amr

Friday, January 7, 2011

AKHBAR AL SA3AH AL THAMINAH. YOUNSAH BIWOUJOUD AL AHEL!
divorce divorce everywhere.
A large majority of married couples is divorcing in real life.
In politics leaders are divorcing '14' after being caught flirting with '8' and vice versa.

Leaders are being caught in Adultery. And lately they are offering a peep show with vicious clients coming to watch and sneak peek from various counties in the region and worldwide.

The show is entitled WIKISNEAKS.
exckusive scenes available soon. ya hassoun.


A highly renked diplomat wrote to his administration about the fact that the two unlucky numbers in weekly loto are 8 and 14...farteen and they are bound to be loosing numbers.

Tmeneh suggests to play 22 (8+14)

Thursday, January 6, 2011

MA3 MIN MA KENTOH SAFFIN,
KHAFIFOULNAH MAWE2EF 3AL TEFFIZIONET.

EH BASS ZIDOUWON BEL GEMMAYZE.
DAKHILAK LAMMA BTEDHAK CHOU HAL GEMMAYZET....


3INDA SOU2AL AHAD AL AKTABB FIL BALAD 3AN AL HOULOUL AL MOUTAWAKI3AH AJAB: 3AMMIN HALHILAH.
WIZZ 3AYNAK!!

MINE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS 
lebnan ya ot3et sama...yakhrou2ouha al tayaran al mou 3adi yamiyan...illa anana la narahou fi ayyam il chitti eh bas houwweh shitty w briha mech taybeh
ARDI CHAWKEH BI3AYNAK

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

ghadara baladahou walam ya3od... liman ya3ref 3anhou chay2 al raja2 iblagh zawihhh
AYWAAAAAA!!

HAYDA BILAKHISS EL BALAD:
Cedars bassi American Blend. Wi Khod balak Sa3adtak, El Balad dah Crush-proof, dodd el hari2 wil ghari2
Machkal bayna saboun oropi al mancha2 wa saboun baladi 3ala ahad roufouf al matjar al ba3idah 3anil 3ayn.

3arifa mourasel tmeneh ana saboun ghar...fa i3tada 3ala sabounah to3raf bi may, wa 3indal tahkik ma3 saboun ghar, i3tarafa annaho i3tada 3ala sabounat oukhra intahah masirouhounnah camay. eh w zahhet men hone
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER 'FRAISA'?

MALA DAKHEL BEL WATANIEH.
Nehna bi tmeneh menheb el hamburger ellebneneh 'HEMBERJER'.
Sobhan allah, malfouf mafroum khechen. mayonnaise mtaljeh. bharat el lahmeh chabiha la te3el kafta, el khebzeh min afran al saha al hadissah(1913). el basleh lehseh el nar. wel ketchup (katchab) cellulose ou il dit la verite... hadan feye2 3al TOPIC? aw 3a JUICY BURGER?...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I3LAN MADFOU3 BEL 3EMLEH LI KTIR SO3BEH

I3LAN LA ARBA3TACH 3A TMENEH.

EH EH FARD KHANDA2. W FARD ARBA3TA3CH
BALADONN MOUNZ AL FINAYIKIN YA3ICH 3ALA AL TIJARA.

MINHA AL TIJARA BIL OURJOUANE AL AHMAR, WA MIN SOUMAH ISTABDALNAH BIL DAMM LI ANNAHOU TABI3I... BASS NIHNA MICH TABI3IYYI.

THOUMA AL KITA3 AL MASS RIFI THOUMA AL KITA3 AL FOUNDOU2I HAYTH AL KATHIR MINAL SOUWAH LAM YAROU MIN BALADINA AL HABIB ILLA AL DALLOU3A ALLATI FI GHOURFATIHEM

WAL YAWM NACHTAHIROU FI BAY3 AL MAWAKEF. WAL GHARIB ANANA NABI3 AL MAWKAF NAFSOUHOU LI AKTHAR MIN BALAD... YA WALAD
THE NAME MATCHES

pyromania wyalli beheb yel3ab bel nar esmoh
PYRO.MANIAC.

WMSE2BEH KELL MIN MOULA3 BEL ISTE2LEL MOULA3 BEL LE3EB BEL NAR.   EH WALAH LIWA2 TAWAFET BYEKFEH. TAWAFET?

CHA3B GHARIB. MOUTFEH... BASS BI WALLE3A

Monday, January 3, 2011

With the new real estate prices in Lebanon in 'GENERAL' and in beirut in particular some people are not able to buy more than 1SQM... Some are even fighting on the frontiers of their 1SQM lots.
- Hayda Mitri.
- Mitri
- Min Tarek Mitri??

and if prices keep on climbing we'll witness new family names like: Chibri...Min Tarek Chibri? aw beit el milli yalleh 'tfarra3oh' min beit el centi, yalli hinneh tfarra3o min beit mitri ie centimitri.

Ma tetfara3o el ta2ess ghaddar...bass mech wahdo ghaddar
EL NAHAR BIROUH W BYEJEH METLOH
EL MOUSTAQBAL MAJHOUL
EL BALAD LA WARAH
EL HAYET MECH HAYET
EL SAFIR YOU3AYYAN
EL AKHBAR BETKHAWWEF

TAYEB ANA CHOU BO2RAH???
RAH O2RAH BIFENJENEH.

AW B3ABBIK KAFF WBO2RAH FI
tuna ltoufouleh
YOU3LEN MAWKA3 TMENEH 3AN IFTITAH
'AL MAHKAMA AL MAHALLIAH LEL KHILAFAT AL 3ALAMIYAH'

Markaz al Mahkamah fi
'LAHAYE WALA HAYDIK'
SOLDES 3AL MAWE2EF EL SIYESIYEH.
HATTAH NAFAZ AL KAMMIEH.

Soldes avant le nouvel arrivage de prises de positions politiques en direct des capitales de la mode (Place tahliah, RIYADH. TEHERAN. DAMAS. NOWORK or NUE YAK....

W JESSEMKON LABBISS YALLAH 3AJEL ISSS
ENTEH CHEYEFNEH 3A KBIR. W ANA CHEYFAK 3A ZGHIR.
AL TALIANEH

Bi Lebnen (Loubnan lilba3d) kill chi min talyinoh bi sir fekhrah. Ex:
Bonboniere = Bonboniera
Bergere = Bergera
Chiffoniere = Chiffoniera
Soupiere = Soupiera
FI SAUMON FUME. WFI ACHIKMAN FUME...W BEL HELTEN ENTEH RAH TEKELHA.

Try solving this matter before banning smoking in public places... wa illah raskon rah ydakhen... iza mwallah b3ad 3anel baroud wa illah btef2a3
INTERNET? INTERNOT!
INTERNET? MECH KTIR NET!
INTERNET? INTERMET...DI3ANO!

Sunday, January 2, 2011

NOMRAH HAL BALAD.
YALLAH LA BODDA DARRATEN 'NEF3AH'
tabbouwleh mekhtelfin?
tabbouwleh men2esmin?
tabbouwleh ma btitif2ou?
TABBOUWLEH MA BIFROMKON?
CHA3B BYOTLA3 BEL BOSTET 3A SAWTEL DERBAKET W BIROUH YSAWWET. CHA3EB BALA DAFF BYOR2OSS. CHA3B BYEL3AB 3AL ANOUN
CHA3B JNOUN. WIL TARAB 3ENDO AHLAL FOUNOUN
INTAKADA HIZB 'ARAK JBINEH' BA3D AL SOLTAH ALLATI TAJMA3 AL ARBAH MIN ARAK JBINEH... WA KADD HADADAH ZA3IM HIZB 'ARAK JBINEH' WA KAL: 'IZA TAMMAH AL TA3AMOL MA3ANA BIHAZIHI AL TARIKA, SANAKSOUROUKOUM TELTEYN B TELT EL MO3ATTEL.
CHOU FI RAYEH JEYEH???? 23EDLAK YAMEYN BIL BALAD.

MA FINA NA3MEL CHI W MA Y2ALDOUNA... 3AM YEFTAH BLOG JANB MAHALEH ESMO ARBA3TA3CH... W BI BI3 HAKEH. W HAKEH RKHISS...RAH YEKHEDLEH ZBOUNETEH
FI TAYYAR KBIR. KBIR KTIR JABLO PAPA NOEL BALAD YEL3AB FI...BASS EL REMOTE TE3 HAL LE3BEH MA3 GHAYR BALAD... W IL3AB YA WALAD
OU3AL KABSEH!! NTEBHOH

chou el mouzakkar taba3 hourieh???


bill moustaqbal rah tehzaroh.
HOURIEH. SIYEDIYEH. ISTIHBEL